I Started A Joke

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
But I didnt see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was on me.



D`Artz : Joke

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D`Artz : Putriza

S'thing to activate your brain cell.

S'thing to activate your brain cell

1. man
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board

Ans. = man overboard


2. stand
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i

Ans. = I understand

ok?....get the drift?

Let's try a few now & see how you fare ???

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

4. r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

6. t
o
w
n

Ans. = downtown

7. le / / vel



Ans. = split level

8. 0
-------------
M.D.
Ph.D.


Ans. = two degrees below zero

9. knee!
------------
light

Ans. = neon light (knee on light)

10. ii ii
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* O


Ans. = circles under the eyes


11. dice
dice

Ans. = paradise

12. t
o
u
c
h

Ans. = touch! down

13. ground
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feet
feet
feet

feet
feet
feet

Ans. = six feet underground

14. he's / himself


Ans. = he's by himself

15. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance


16. death / life

Ans. = life after death


17 THINK

Ans. = think big !! !

And the last one is what made me missing you...............


18 ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....


Ans. = long time no 'c'(see)

D`Artz : Putriza

My Funny Valentine...

Chet Baker in Tokyo 1987. Chet was the best trumpet player in the stroy of jazz



D`Artz : valentine

The Funniest Champions Jokes In The World.....

He was die because of laughing.....


That was the German joke, which failed miserably. The joke the man wrote at the start, and was translated into german later, is not correct German.

D`Artz : jokes